Keira Knightley Can Actually Kiss???

Oh, man...this is bad. There were only a few things in this world I was sure of, and now one of them seems to have gone down the drain. I was absolutely sure that Kanye West will always find reasons to complain, Posh will always look like a plastic robot, no matter what she does to her hair and boobies and Keira Knightley - or so I thought - would always be dissatisfied with her life. But now it looks like the always unhappy and occasionally bitchy Keira has decided to show us all that she can actually (shudder) kiss someone. Does that mean that there's a bit of this life that she actually enjoys? No, that can't be...

Remember the story about the princess and the frog? Well, as far as I remember it, the princess was supposed to kiss the frog and turn it into a prince, but unfortunately this time I'm afraid it will be the other way around. I mean, just look at these two going at it - doesn't it make your heart beat a little faster, scared that with a puff of smoke this poor guy (who goes by the name or Rupert Friend and is her long term boyfriend) will turn into a purple toad or something similar?

And I must admit, it's pretty classy - especially since she is dressed in a period outfit and he's got what looks like a towel wrapped around his head. Probably because kissing Keira - although not toxic as far as the "prince to frog" sense is concerned - does have some toxic side-effects. Either that or he's gone bald with the stress of waiting for her to wake up one morning and tell him "darling, I'm happy".

The actress was struggling valiantly with her period outfit in between takes for her new film The Duchess, in which she is playing another aristocrat (probably as a result of the fact that ever since she played in Atonement and got rave reviews for it people realized she'd be good at playing aristocrats who are probably just as wired up as she is). This time she will be Georgina, the Duchess of Devonshire, in a chronicle of the duchess' life in which she stars opposite Ralph Fiennes.

Still, period drama or no, costume or no, Keira can actually kiss - and that's news. I mean, she actually likes to do something that's natural, and funny - and even relaxing. On the set! In view of other people! OK! I give up - who are you and what have you done with our grumpy Keira? But don't get too excited - I'm sure she'll be back to her bitching self, complaining about life, love and her weight in no time. But the bright side is, if she's kissing that guy, it means she can't actually talk. So go on kissing Keira - a little bit of action never hurt anyone. Good for you!