Keira Knightley's friends and family have reportedly banned her from reading newspapers, because they make her so angry. Sure, that's what they told her... yes, I can imagine it, I'm sure they were very nice and supportive and made it look like they were doing it for her own sake, but at the back of their minds they were thinking "we can't stand her bitching around anymore...please make it stop". I have a feeling now everybody is a lot happier in the KiKi world - everybody except the foul-mouthed diva herself.
Keira apparently is not one bit ashamed of her "moody" personality, but admits her pals became so annoyed with her temper tantrums they removed one of the catalysts. I'm sure Keira isn't telling us the whole truth - and I'm also sure her friends tried everything (including threatening her and putting a gun to her head) to make her stop complaining about just how horrible every aspect of her life is.
"I'm a moody b*****d, to be honest. I've been banned from reading newspapers because the way they're written angers me so much", she stated. "If I want an opinion, I'll read the opinion part of the newspaper. I do not want it when I'm trying to get the facts. I get incredibly angry. It really f**ks me off. See, I have to calm down about it even now!" You see? I had a valid point there. Keira seems to hate just about everything under the sun - and I'm sure the best thing would be for someone to sign her up for some emergency psychiatric treatment.
"God, I hate my mobile phone. It rings and then I realize that I don't want to talk to anyone. So I always press ignore. One time I threw it into the sea, but then went, 'Oh my God, I want to be eco-friendly but I've chucked a BlackBerry into the sea!' So I went diving into the water, which I hadn't actually been in, because there were meant to be barracudas or something, and I sort of fished around but couldn't find it anywhere, so I had to leave it", she also confesses.
There's nothing wrong with not being in the mood for talking, or with being moody and shy, but Keira is such a hypocrite - cashing in on the fame and then bitching around about how bad celebrity actually is. I'm staring to be frightened. I mean, if you don't want to talk to anybody, why carry a phone around? Quick, get her off the streets and into treatment. Who wants to bet we'll soon find out she's a deluded psycho-killer? OK, maybe I exaggerated a bit - but really, is there a cure for bitchiness? I sure hope so... Whatever it is, she needs it fast. Any ideas? No?
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