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Keira Knightley Has Vanishing Boobs...and likes them |
By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor
27th of February 2008, 15:47 GMT
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Keira Knightley hasn't taken the stage and delighted us with her wonderful statements in a long time. Kidding. No, not about the fact that she pretty much vanished off the chart in the past months, but about her statements being in any way delightful. We all know that Keira - pretty much like Jessica Alba, her American counterpart as far as the annoyance factor is concerned - is constantly bitching and moaning about just how horrible her life is and about how she simply hates fame and constantly being in the spotlight. Oh, and let's not forget the "moaning on aspects that have to do with her looks, especially her breasts". Well, this time, Keira decided to surprise us all, and talk about her (largely non-existent) breasts in terms that are not altogether as degrading as we'd expect.
We all know that Keira's small boobs often needed a little retouching (that is, enhancement) in order to appear larger and more appealing to the male segment of the audience. I know, blame the shallowness of today's society and standards for that. Well, if you were expecting to hear a long, bitching rant about this from Keira, guess again. Apparently, the actress is not very appreciative when it comes to digital boob enhancement, but has nothing against a little hands-on boob loving done the old-fashioned way. "They painted my t**s on me for the films, which is extraordinary because it's kind of a dying art form - in the past, they used to have whole sections of the studios devoted to bosom make-up. And I loved it, completely loved it. Because it was the first time in my life I had big t**s, and I didn't even need surgery", she boasts.
Wow, I would never have believed it possible. Keira Knightley actually uttered the words "I loved it". She even said them twice. I feel I can rest peaceful now, my life is fulfilled and I can die a happy woman. Kidding. Well, part-kidding anyway. Truth be told, I never heard Keira complaining about the amount of money she's getting for all the movies and advertisements in which she's starring, fake boobs on or off. So maybe it's about time she started declaring herself a happy camper, at least on certain issues. The day we hear her talking in appreciative terms about her work as an actress, we'd better run and hide, 'cause there will be an asteroid heading for Earth and about to strike. But who knows? Stranger things have happened.
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