Keep Your Little Girl Away from the Slut

Finally, there's a little justice in this world. The celebrity world, I mean – and yes, there is such a thing although, of course, it's all relative. But nevertheless – it's nice to see that at least some parents out there are looking after their celebrity brats... I mean, kids and are keeping them out of trouble. This time, I'm talking about the tween pop singing sensation Hannah Montana (or Miley Cyrus, by her more terrestrial name), who apparently ran straight into Lindsay Lohan at a pre-Grammy party and was delighted to meet the former Disney IT girl – only to have her enthusiasm cut short by her dad's quick intervention.

"Miley Cyrus gushed like a girly-fan when 21 year-old Rehab Queen Lindsay Lohan… rushed up to her at a pre-Grammy party and raved she’s a huge fan and, like, here’s my cell phone number, and like let’s hang out, ok? But when excited Miley told her folks LiLo wants to be NBFF’s, dad Billy Ray Cyrus… thundered "No way! Lose that gal’s phone number now!"", reports the National Enquirer. Well, I can't see a normal, reasonably responsible parent having any other type of reaction to their 15 year-old girl meeting Lindsay Lohan. Such an acquaintance would be even more dangerous for the hugely popular Miley given that her reputation as an actress and performer is squeaky clean and everybody predicts a great future for her.

Plus, there's the added bonus of the fact that she's a Disney girl – and we all know what happened to two of the most (in)famous Disney girls in modern times, LiLo herself and Vanessa "I look good naked" Hudgens. Yes, well, what can I say – being hugely popular at 15 has its downsides, right? Plus, I have a feeling Lohan would probably have been more trouble than she's worth. I'll bet you anything you want that a day or two after she and Miley would have met, we would have had the wildest rumors on our hands and a couple of "inside stories" about how Lohan and Miley have a passionate lesbian relationship. So better keep Miley away from the slut and keep your fingers crossed she doesn't go the same way.


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