Kate Moss Topless Makes Some of Us Go "Ha!"

I must confess, it sort of pains me to look at these Kate Moss topless pictures. First of all, because, well, it's not like there's anything about her boobs, weird nipples and overall battered appearance that we haven't seen before, and then, there's just the simple fact that no one seems to react to Kate Moss' charms like they once used to. This is, after all, Kate Moss, the British IT girl, the supermodel who once took the world by storm, the one everybody sees as a trend-setter... and all those other pompous things magazines usually say about her. But the fact is, Kate at the beach cuts an absolutely ordinary figure, and her body (breasts and all) is really not driving my inner beast out of its lair, if you know what I mean.

OK, maybe the "beast" part was a little too medieval. But the fact is, we had a little chat right here in the office about Kate and her boobs and all that, and for once, the guys and the girls agreed the whole thing was rather overrated. I mean, yes, no one ever thought of denying that Moss had a wonderful career, that she's filthy rich, and that she did leave her mark on modeling across the world. Only trouble is, the word "overrated" persists in my mind for some reason - perhaps because the world's perception on Kate Moss is not what it once used to be. Or maybe we've all been under some sort of spell that is beginning to dissipate.

The funny part is, I was actually under the impression that the whole world still belonged to Kate - and part of me was very bitter about the fact that she was still doing drugs and yet no one seemed to care this time around. But you see, you never have to underestimate the importance of the little things - maybe this time, Kate's decline is ever more subtle. No one is pointing the finger of blame at her and crying "drug user", but that doesn't mean that she's getting away with being on smack again, or crack or whatever else she's polluting that body with.

So, back to the "topless" aspect. She really doesn't make me react in any way. And that's bad - just like that chiche - the only thing in this world (especially when you're a supermodel) worse than being talked about is NOT being talked about and not making people feel anything when they see you. And if you stare really hard at Kate's boobies, you're going to hear them complain about the lack of attention. I think the rest of her body may be pleased with taking a break. How about a prolonged break, in that case? Like, about 10 years? That'd work.