Kate Moss Is Engaged. Wait - to Whom?

Kate Moss is apparently doing her best to let the world know she's got at least some brains hidden somewhere among the skinny legs and anorexic-looking figure. And she's decided to put them on display by sending a clear message that she's over and done with the drugged-out Pete Doherty for good. And while this news can very well make us all clap and cheer, it's also a bit strange that Kate has been going round telling her friends that her new man (which she only met like a couple of weeks ago) has just become her fiancee.

And while this may be causing many raised eyebrows, Kate's friends tell us it's not to be taken too literally. But the fact is that Kate and The Kills guitarist Jamie Hince, who is 39, have been growing closer and closer over the past weeks and Kate even took the trouble to introduce him to her gang of friends. "I love Jamie so much - we're engaged!" she is quoted as having said after spending a particularly romantic night with the rock singer.

The fact is, Moss herself told her friends Hince reminds her a lot of Doherty - but at least (for all we know) he's not doing drugs, which is good news. The alleged engagement announcement came after Kate and Jamie attended a friend's wedding together. "Kate and Jamie had been together all night and day until 5pm and when they surfaced Kate told her friends that she and Jamie were engaged" a source stated for the British newspaper The Mirror.

"They had spent the night making love and Kate asked him during that. He was overjoyed because that's what he wanted, too. They're clearly totally in love with each other". All I can say is, wow. She sure moves fast. But if she loves him and if it means a no-drug regimen and less booze intake, than it's all go for Kate. "No one thinks they are actually going to walk down the aisle any time soon - they know it was Kate's way of saying she's serious about him. Everyone knows it's a message to Pete too, telling him she's moved on and is happy with her new man".

I'm happy for Kate, but I must admit I feel sorry for Doherty. Who will hold his hand when he overdoses? Who will look after his cat, feed it and wash the crack pipe after making the poor animal snort coke? Last time he wanted to tell Moss he misses her, he reportedly sent her a dead mouse in a box - and I have to wonder what he's gonna mail to her this time. Wait - do we even want to know?