Kate Beckinsale Wants Queen Latifah's Breasts

People are fickle: those who have straight hair, want it curly; blue-eyed ones wish for brown eyes; men and women who are slim dream of gaining some weight and viceversa. Throughout his entire life, man searches for the impossible and that's as much philosophy as I can handle for today.

Anyway, it was not pointless: one would think that a gorgeous woman like Kate Beckinsale is done wishing for things that are unlikely (if not completely impossible) to happen. An accomplished actress, a stunning looking woman, a happy mother are all attributes that can easily be assigned to her. Plus, she's really, really hot so that could make one think that there would be few (if any) things she would change about her body.

But, as I was saying, if she had curly hair, she would have probably wished for straight plaits. So Kate, a naturally slim woman, wants bigger breasts. And don't think that any breasts would do the trick: the 'Underworld' star is not the one to settle for half measures so she openly admits that she would like to have one of the biggest pair of bazookas in all Tinseltown: Queen Latifah's.

'I'd like to be someone with gigantic real breasts, like Queen Latifah.', the actress told 'Glamor' magazine. In the same interview with the mag, out on newsstands today, the actress explains her choice: 'I'm so fascinated by breasts because my mother didn't have them either. If I had them, I'd run up and down a flight of stairs'.

Let's take this one step at a time: number one, when you have assets the size of Queen Latifah's, the last thing on your mind is (or should be) running up and down a flight of stairs. Actually, what would most concern you would be how to walk as lightly as possible, without causing too many 'waves'. Secondly, Kate has been repeatedly named among the sexiest women on earth. Why would she want to change anything about that? Sure, where there's place for something good there is also place for improvement but still...