In Kane and Lynch, you're definitely not the Super Hero and you have no intentions of saving the world. In fact, you don't even care about your life anymore - your only regret is that you'll never get to see your daughter. You are a retired mercenary, an old, cruel, trash-talking bastard who's going to be executed for his crimes. A backstabber who got arrested after his last job turned into disaster. You're Kane.

And you're in a prison bus when it crashes, marking the beginning of your adventure. You're saved by a long haired guy with some sadistic looks hidden behind a pair of big, ugly glasses. A guy that will become your shadow, the twisted friend you never wanted, another crazy bastard just like yourself. He's Lynch. And together, you're two dead men. Or just another great game.

We know that true gamers play all these games just for fun, as they should and not in order to achieve specific point landmarks to prove their friends they are very cool, but we also know that sometimes you just can't live without achieving everything possible with a title you really enjoy. If that's the case and you want to know exactly what to look for, we have prepared a full list of achievements. Good luck!

ACHIEVEMENTS

Sun Tzu (20 points)
Let your crew do the dirty work.
Fragile Alliance (10 points)
Complete the first level in co-op.
No Going Back Now (30 points)
Go to the point of no return in co-op.
End of the Road (50 points)
Complete the game in co-op.
Impact (20 points)
Escape from death row.
Damned if you do (20 points)
Let them burn.
Damned if you don't (30 points)
No rest for the wicked.
Iron Flower (50 points)
Complete the game on hard.
Crowd Control (30 points)
Surgical precision in the nightclub.
Have Gun, Will Travel Part I (20 points)
Travel into the Rising Sun.
Have Gun, Will Travel Part II (20 points)
Counter-revolution.
Have Gun, Will Travel Part III (20 points)
The Beginning of the End.
Behemoth (10 points)
Stop the roaring beast.
Pushblade Symphony (20 points)
Points for getting up close and personal.
Frag Out (20 points)
5 with one fragmentation grenade.
Headmaster (10 points)
47 headshots.
By the Grace of... (10 points)
Lynch puts them out of their misery.
Boomstick (20 points)
Shotgun messiah.
Return to Sender (10 points)
Throw back enemy grenades.
Teflon (20 points)
Avoid damage on a level.
Bulletproof (10 points)
Avoid using adrenaline on a level.
Revenge Part I (20 points)
Silencing the silent one.
Revenge Part IV (20 points)
Shouldn't have gotten personal.
Revenge Part V (30 points)
Glad it got personal.
Hindsight (10 points)
Get that bird out of the sky.
Berserkopath (30 points)
Make the most of Lynch's condition.
Bullseye (20 points)
Lynch reacts fast at the Exchange.
Family Member (5 points)
Complete a Fragile Alliance session.
Some (5 points)
Escape with $50,000 from a Fragile Alliance heist.
A Lot (15 points)
Escape with $1,500,000 from a Fragile Alliance heist.
Sweet Revenge (5 points)
Get personal revenge in Fragile Alliance.
Crime Buster (10 points)
Kill 10 traitors in Fragile Alliance.
Double Trouble (25 points)
Kill 2 traitors in a Fragile Alliance round.
Never Give Up (30 points)
Get 3 personal revenge kills in a Fragile Alliance session.
The Cleaner (30 points)
Get 30 personal revenge kills in Fragile Alliance.
Mr. Popularity (35 points)
Kill 100 traitors in Fragile Alliance.
Cash Addict (25 points)
Help to get all the money out in a Fragile Alliance round.
Most Wanted (50 points)
Escape with $150,000,000 from Fragile Alliance heists.
Mercenary (15 points)
Complete one session in each Fragile Alliance scenario.
Mr. Play-It-Straight (50 points)
Win 50 rounds of Fragile Alliance as a merc.
50 to Won (25 points)
Win 50 rounds of Fragile Alliance.
Veteran (35 points)
Complete 200 Fragile Alliance sessions.
Rush Hour (15 points)
Escape in all rounds of a Fragile Alliance session.
Perfect Split (25 points)
All players split the money equally from a Fragile Alliance heist.
Celebrity (0 points)
Play as Lynch in Fragile Alliance.
True Elite (0 points)
Play as Kane in Fragile Alliance.
Revenge Part II & III (20 points)
Who's the old timer now?
Drug Lord (100 points)
Complete a session on all four scenarios of The Dope Bag.
Front Runner (50 points)
Escape with some Dope on the first helicopter on Flying High.
Ninja Looter (25 points)
Loot katanas and nothing else and escape on Hooker's Trail.
Put it in your pipe... (50 points)
At the beginning of the level Clean Cut look up to see a concrete cylinder hanging up by a crane, throw a grenade through it.
Steal from the Poor (25 points)
Loot all five market stalls in Hasta La Vista.

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