K-Fed Sells His Soul to the Devil for $10 Million?

I know people have been going on and on over the past few weeks (well, longer than that actually but it got more intense recently) about how Kevin Federline is an amazing person, a great father to his kids and so on. And yes, at first sight that's how things appear. I know it's been said before, but I think anyone would look good as a parent when put next to Britney - and it's amazing to go back a few years and read some of the articles and posts that used to be written about K-Fed (particularly at the time when he and Britney divorced) and which didn't seem to get enough of calling him a douchebag. Well, the tables have turned and now Britney's the crazy one and K-Fed is the embodiment of stability and the man who's keeping Britney's kids safe from their crazy-a*s mother. Yes, I know, it's a crazy world...

The fact is, K-Fed and his lawyers have pretty much been doing everything by the book, saying the right things at the right time. "Kevin's not indifferent to how difficult it has to be on their mother (Spears) and on the kids" Mark Vincent Kaplan stated for People magazine after it was decided that Britney will not be seeing her boys until at least February. "It's a sad situation. There's no victorious feeling. Kevin wants nothing more than to be able to parent his children with participation by their mother. But the best interest of the children require that they be in the most sound, safe, nurturing and consistent environment. That is paramount" he added. "[Kevin] is committed to trying to fill any void by him being there at all times for them in any way. He can't replace their mother in their life but he is going to try to minimize the hardship". And yes, you have to agree with me, this is all nice and well-phrased - but is there anything more hiding underneath?

The answer to that is "yes there is". I'm sure most of you are not aware of this, but Kevin is planning to write a tell-all book about his marriage to Britney, and is already in talks for selling his story and spilling the last of Britney's dark secrets. Yes, just what the world needs: more news on Britney Spears and her nasty bedroom habits. There's no point pretending it won't come to that - and that will be one of the reasons for which such a book would sell like hot cake. Yes, and when those two boys grow up and learn that their daddy wrote a book in which he told the world all about how mommy used to do the nasty with girls and boys alike, that will be a tough one to explain. "He[Kevin]'s been writing things down for a long time about his tempestuous time with Britney. He'll earn a fortune with this. A book like that would be really hot. There would definitely be a bidding war. When all is said and done, with advance serialization and international rights and movie rights he could get $10m, if not more" a source tells Star magazine. Nice one, Kev! Keep going...