Kevin Federline is dumb enough to believe that he could move a finger and the world not find out about it. Otherwise, no one can explain why he would go writing stuff on his wardrobe walls and expect no one to see his inspired 'lyrics', 'cause that's what those words are vaguely hinting at.

To make everything clearer, the situation is something like this: on November 8th, K-Fed played to his two fans and some other people who came at his concert at Chicago's House of Blues out of sheer curiosity. After 'Elvis left the building' (and I mean that in the most ironical way possible), a note was found on the wall of his dressing room.

The four lines, scribbled in a child-like hand, said: 'Today I'm a free man/ Ladies look out/ F**k a wife/ Give me my kids Bitch!'. Signed: Kevin Federline. A reporter from 'Us Weekly' came across this very beautiful, emotional and very deep haiku and was inspired enough so as to take a photo of it. Also, the mag swears it is real and many agree, because they consider K-Fed stupid enough to do something like this.

Considering that, the day after the divorce was made public, he had the nerve to go in front of a crowd of no more than 200 people and yell as a madman 'Guess who's a free man? You ladies wanna dance with a pimp' and then flip the finger to his wife Britney, why shouldn't he leave something to posterity in the form of 'rap lyrics' (???)?

The only good thing that comes out of this is that now, there's official proof that Fed-Ex can write.