Justin Theroux’s Bike Vandalized with Bologna

Fans may think of Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux as the hottest couple in showbiz right now, but someone clearly doesn’t agree. A prankster vandalized his bike the other day, covering it in bologna, it has emerged.

PageSix reports that Aniston’s neighbors can’t stop talking about an incident that amused them terribly when they woke up and found Theroux’s BMW bike covered in meat, as if someone was trying to send him a message.

“A neighbor walking a dog early in the morning spotted up to 25 slices of ‘what clearly was bologna’ stuck to the seat, the wheels, handlebars, muffler and engine at about 8 a.m. yesterday morning,” the report says.

“But shortly after, the bike was cleaned off,” PageSix adds. It doesn’t say whether the same neighbor who counted the slices of meat on the bike also hung around to see who would clean the bike.

“I got the impression it was some weird message, like, ‘You’re full of bologna.’ The bike was in otherwise in fine condition,” the neighbor says for the publication.

Contacted for comment on the incident / prank, Aniston’s rep denies it ever took place – and makes a very valid point when explaining why he believes it never happened: the paparazzi hounding the couple would have seen something.

“There are paparazzi outside their apartment 24/7. Don’t you think they would have photographed the person doing it, if indeed this actually happened, which I do not know for sure,” the actress’ publicist tells PageSix.

As it happens, this isn’t the only rumor the two have to face on a daily basis. Just the other day, for instance, one of the actors on “Iron Man 2,” which Theroux co-wrote, spoke to Star about how he (Theroux) had owned up to a past life of drug and alcohol abuse.

He also reportedly admitted he didn’t find Aniston that attractive, saying he’d rather go for Angelina Jolie – that was back when he still hadn’t met Jen.