14 DAY TRIAL // Justin Bieber was arrested the other day for DUI, drag racing and driving on a suspended license after a night of partying in Miami and, since the bust, the Internet has been having a blast at his expense.
The latest comes from Funny Or Die, which rarely disappoints: a video that “proves” that the mugshot released by the Miami Police Department had been digitally altered to make the pop star look prettier.
Above is the official photo, as it was sent out to the press. It shows a grinning Bieber stripped of all his ice and gold, with his hair slightly messy but still “cool,” bloodshot eyes and a few spots on his usually spotless skin.
The original, as FoD would have you believe, was absolutely scary: Justin was missing a few teeth and had bruises covering most of his face, had tear-stained cheeks and mucus peeking out both of his nostrils, and hair that looked as if he’d been sleeping in a ditch for the past week.
Check out the video below. In case you worry about The Biebs, know that he’s been released from custody already and is with his father and friends, partying with booze, because why not.