Justin's Girl Launches Abuse on Paparazzi

Jessica Biel showed the world she's a brave girl who simply doesn't fear to speak her mind. Justin Timberlake's girlfriend launched a tirade of abuse at paparazzi yesterday and almost pulled a Britney on the photographers who were waiting for her outside a Santa Monica yoga studio by trying to hit one of them with an umbrella, in a move reminiscent of the popwreck's attack on a photographer's car in February this year.

Somebody tell Jessica that umbrella chic is so last season. Here's an idea - we should organize a round table of some sort with Jessica, Britney and Keira Knightley. They could be the new Charlie's Angels - just imagine: Britney has the moves and would teach the other two all about spicing up their love-hate relationship with the media by exploiting the paparazzi (read that make them pay for her drinks and parking meters) and then shamelessly running over their feet with her car and attacking their cars. Jessica has the initiative. I mean, we all know how she's fearless and all that. And finally Keira could give the other two lessons on how to hate every single aspect of their lives, including (or especially) the "being famous" part.

Jessica's exploits would sure qualify her as an expert media hater. Yesterday, she started screaming at the waiting photographers, shouted at them to "not to get close" and "to get a real job". Even more, she reportedly tried to hit one snapper with her umbrella. It seems Jessica has been taking a few tips from boyfriend Justin Timberlake who has had his own fair share of troubled run-ins with photographers in the past.

In September, Justin lashed out at a paparazzo who tried to take a picture of Jessica as they arrived at a Beverly Hills hotel. Justin also got into an altercation with another photographer when he jumped out at him and his then girlfriend Cameron Diaz outside Los Angeles' Chateau Marmont hotel in November 2004. So Jessica may think she's got herself a lovely role model, but in fact she's headed towards the next step of the Timberlake agenda - assault and insult your fans. So if you even remotely like Jessica, watch out - she's got an umbrella and she's not afraid to use it.