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Jordan Tries the '40s Look - We Want The Old Jordan Back!No amount of make-up can stand between us and our favourite penis-talking model.... |
By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor
29th of October 2007, 11:54 GMT
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I now officially know why Mondays are so risky and even referred to as "manic". It's because they come after a weekend, and a weekend, y'all, is a very risky thing: it's actually been proven to be the time when most people (famous ones in particular) have a tendency to do stupid, silly things - such as wear funny clothes (that most of the times are not Halloween outfits), say funny, stupid things or pose for magazines wearing silly outfits. I may have exaggerated a little my joke about the "weekend revelation", but you know I'm basically right - and Jordan is here to confirm it, again.
Our favorite British blonde (warning: there is no negative or discriminating understatement there, we have plenty of silly blonde favorites that come from all over the world) - and I'm talking about the priceless Katie Price a.k.a. Jordan here - has posed as a Forties style siren for The Mail on Sunday's "You" magazine. And boy, are we glad she decided to take that step, if only to show us how much we want and need the old, occasionally drunk, boob and coochie-flashing Jordan.
In fact, Jordan has been doing a lot of posing and advertising over the past days, including donning a pink outfit to promote her range of hair care electricals (in which she managed to look like she was posing for an adult magazine, by the way) - but this time, she went for a more classy look.
So, meet Jordan the "style siren" and raise your hands if you think you just met your all-time favorite style icon and have just taken a secret and sacred pledge to be like her for ever and ever. I have a feeling there aren't too many raised hands altogether, for the simple reason that this is not our Jordan. This new look, complete with vintage-looking clothes and a matching blank stare - I must say it really doesn't say anything about Jordan except that she needs to go easy on the make-up for a couple of weeks to make sure the layers of mascara haven't permanently damaged her eyes.
But never fear - there is still a trace of the penis-adoring, sex-talking Jordan in there. The people who handled the shoot for the magazine revealed that Jordan hated the clothes - and admitted she far prefers her traditional "glamour-model" image. During a change of clothes, Jordan is said to have bounded on to a sofa in a jumper and skimpy underwear, demanding: "Look! This is the way you should photograph me!" Yes, it's all coming back to me now - and yes, I want the old Jordan back. I think the world would be such a boring place without her periodical insights into sex, her own boobs and her hubby's manhood... I think I'm going to stop now, I already feel tears welling up. Bring Jordan back! Sniff...
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