This woman is priceless and even that's an understatement!
By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor
14th of April 2007, 11:22 GMT
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Yesterday, Jordan pointed her perfectly manicured fingernails at Posh Spice Victoria Beckahm's neck, going on television and saying that she is way hotter than her British counterpart and, even more, that anybody can look better than the footaballer's wife.
Without saying she holds herself too highly, Katie Price (Jordan) shows a self-confidence few women can really brag of. And mean it at the same time! We have here, for your personal consideration, an interview that the glamour girl gave prior to her grand arrival in the US, on 'The Charlotte Church Show', but which was only recently aired. Honestly, this is the most educational, constructive and useful television interview that I've seen in my entire life.
To highlight just a few things of this 9-minute masterpiece, we have Jordan talking about each of the following: her boobs; her bigger boobs; her eventually reduced boobs; the tons of plastic surgery she will get once her third child is born; the simple things in life like sex, sex and sex; how great her sex life with Peter Andre is; her upcoming book (which will be, of course, about sex) and how fat (and with bigger boobs) she is now. Oh, and there's also a lot of fondling of breasts!
Really, there is nothing in this world that I could say to convince you that this interview (clip below) will turn your life upside down because, obviously, such a thing won't happen. Don't expect to learn anything new, other than the fact that Jordan is shallow and made of plastic. Don't think that you're going to stumble across some deep and yet unknown philosophy of life, because nothing could be farther from the truth.
However, you are going to laugh your ass off! This is one of the most appreciated glamour models in the world, who gets paid millions and millions of pounds for doing the things she does, like posing for magazines, doing reality shows and writing books (of which, by the way, she has no idea what they're about), showing she has the intellect of a plastic doll.
Also, the most amazing thing is the way Charlotte Church acts towards Jordan, as if she were someone really important and a really valuable 'writer' and 'celebrity'. If this isn't enough to convince you to click on the clip below, hear this: there is also lots of fondling of boobs and you get to see Peter Andre playing with his wife's water melons in front of the cameras. Because they're classy like that.
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