First and foremost, we begin by apologizing that we ever had the guts of claiming that Jordan could possibly resemble a lady! We were telling you no more than two days ago that the glamour model attended the 50th anniversary of Gina shoes at The Dorchester in London.

At the very same time, we had the audacity to make what was rather a bold statement, considering Katie Price's past, namely that she looked pretty classy in the photos taken on that occasion. Oh, if lightning came down to strike us right now for what we have said! You see, that's what happens when you jump to conclusions...

Because today, this picture just surfaced on the Internet and, judging by the crappy leopard dress that Jordan is having on, it was taken that same day. And, guess what? She has no panties on and she's showing her 'secret treasure' to everybody. Well, maybe it's not so secret after all, but who are we to say how many have seen it before?

Really now, what's up with this thing? Are celebrities running out of money to buy underwear or are we just too narrow-minded to accept that they simply love to have their genitalia aired... as often as possible and on camera, too?

You judge for yourselves... Jump here if you want a closer and more detailed photo of Jordan's secret weapon but, be warned, it's gross...