Here is the famous author of the latest 'best-seller' (and the irony is very low key and tempered), the fictional 'Angel', by none other than model Jordan or, as we will all know her after reading her masterpiece, Katie Price. She is promoting her book on the streets of London, that's why she chose this outfit that barely covers her bloomin' bosom.

Miss Price (or Ms. Andre, whatever) talks about her hobbies and passions (her plastic surgery addiction not included) during a press conference. To make a long story short she likes horses, she just bought another one this weekend and now she has five, she can watch only movies based on true stories because her attention doesn't span for too long, she hates Victoria Beckham's guts and... she's doing a movie about herself.

Word of advice: Katie, if you ever manage to make an extra buck, buy something to cover your boobs. We know it could be a hard thing to do, but you're not exactly making ends meat here...