Jordan Just Can't Shut Up!

Jordan probably thought things were a little quiet on the gossip front, so she decided to spice up our lives (pun intended) with a few well-chosen remarks that show to all of us once again what a classy, delicate and well-mannered lady Jordan is. The glamour model and her husband Peter Andre were guests on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross and she decided that it was high time she started talking about one of her favorite topics in the world - breasts.

Only this time, it's not about her breasts. It's someone else's breasts, and even though they were not measured and there was no comment as to their exact size and shape (remember Jordan giving us the goods on her hubby's penis?) there was some very strong substance there. The fact is, Jordan just had to attack Posh. Again. Only this time around, she not only insulted, she also lied. She stated that "I love her boobs but I wish she'd admit they're fake because they are David's talented but what does Victoria do? Nothing".

Well, yes, jealousy's such a bitch, I have to admit. But that's not my main problem. I mean, I get it, she's already had three boob jobs and is up for the fourth, but how on earth can she say that she loves Victoria's breasts? I thought it was hard fact that women all over Europe and the States would go to plastic surgeons to have their boobs enlarged and would specifically ask not to have their breasts looking like Victoria's. I think she should have just stuck to the insults and the envy - it's not like it's something she hasn't done before.

I mean, yes, Posh may be seen as standing in her husband's shadow, but really, I'm not sure we should be doing any comparisons just now, seeing how they both pretty much (don't) do the same things: pose as if they were the sexiest women on the planet and try to make their social life seem as interesting and as glamorous and fascinating as possible. "But there's room for all of us out there so I do wish them well", Jordan concluded. Yes, well, I am surprised she reached that particular conclusion - I think it would have been a better idea to start some sort of "blonde wannabes club". You know, the more, the merrier. Or the stronger, I always forget. You decide.