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Jordan Is (Porn) Perfection She's back and she knows how to do business!	By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor 9th of October 2006, 14:15 GMT Adjust text size:

I know that we have repeatedly said some mean things about the fairest British model, but Jordan shows again that, when it comes to porn-ish sexiness, there is not one woman alive that could face her... and win. The will-soon-be billionaire has just added another thing on her very rich resume and released the official 2007 calendar. And, we have to admit that she is looking good. That is, if you consider a beautiful woman, one who has so many plastic surgeries that she doesn't even resemble her own self, at the beginning of her glorious career. Now, I don't want to be misunderstood: Jordan is perfection, only if we were to compare these latest photos (no doubt Photoshopped for hours) with the candid ones the paparazzi snap of her at various public outings. She can be called beautiful only if by that we understand not the classical notion of beauty, but a very modern, sleazy and trampy one. And thus, we return to the title, that says it all: Katie Price is porn perfection. She is everything one would like to see in such a calendar and maybe that's the reason for which she can already brag of being on her way to become a billionaire. For appearing for the first time in many months in a photo that makes her actually look good and for not flashing her vagina at us again, we give Jordan the title of the 'Most Beautiful Porn Queen'. And also, we present you with another image that would stress out the changes she went through along the years.

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