Now, you gotta give Jordan props. Sorry, I meant Katie Price. She has got to be one of the hardest working girls in Britain, and she is certainly not afraid of putting her work on display for the others (that is, us, the audience) to judge and admire. Of course, when I say "work", I use the term in a very loose and general way, because all the "work" Jordan seems to be doing these days mostly consists of having the size of her breasts altered, talking about her husband's penis, endorsing sex toys and writing (cough cough) books about ponies. Well, that and talking about her own boobs.

So, in a spectacular yet unexpected move, Jordan decided to... gasp... take off her clothes and do a little more promotion work for her new lingerie range for George at Asda at The Worx in London. So, she came out dressed only in her own underwear and - in an unprecedented move - managed not to slip a nipple and she didn't flash her vagina either. Which, given the fact that she was wearing very little, can truly be seen as a major achievement. She also decided that humiliating herself was not enough, and invited a handful of lady fans to share the stage and the spotlight with her.

"I decided that I wanted girls from my fan club to model [the range] with me in front of the press so I got them to write in and then I chose six girls", she stated. It has to be said, her initiative of bringing normal-looking women on stage instead of skinny, twig-looking lingerie models could be seen as a good move - but since we're talking about Jordan, I have no choice but to doubt her reasons and assume she brought out normal shaped ladies in order to make her plastically-enhanced body look better. If this was the case, I'm sorry to say but she failed miserably. In any case, you can have a look at Jordan and her pals, and wonder (same as me) why any reasonably intelligent, STD-free woman would choose to call herself Jordan's fan. Now there's a question for the ages.