With all this Britney Spears and Anna Nicole Smith craziness going on right now, seeing Jordan (in a bikini!) almost seems like our wildest dreams of happiness came true. She is the only one who can still make us forget about the suicide attempts, the rapes, the drugs, the children and who will get custody of them and so much more.

For that, we would like to thank her for existing. Also, we could chip in a couple of words of gratitude for not going through with her plan of having her breasts implants reduced, as she announced a couple of months ago. From that sad day 'till now, we have lived with the fear that, one day, she would show up in some magazine or another and that her trademark bazookas would be gone.

God, even the thought makes me want to cry! Let us think happy thoughts instead: after her son was released from a London hospital, where he was admitted for severe burns on his legs on New Year's Eve, Katie Price (or, as we know her, Jordan) took her gorgeous ass on vacation in Dubai. No word yet if her equally gorgeous and talented husband Peter Andre, the singing six-pack, was there with her but, seeing that she really loves spending time with him, my bet goes on that he was.

In case Jordan's boobs are too much of a distraction for you, let me just say that she is pregnant (from my calculations, she must be into her third or fourth month) but this is not what I want to talk about right now. Instead, we'll comment on that which has made her famous: her breasts. Like, look how huge they are! Did she get bigger implants put in or are these just the effects of being pregnant? Do plastic boobs become larger when the one who has them is with child?

This was just one of the many thoughts that crossed my mind when I saw these pics. Another one would be: how hot is she? Jordan must be one of the classiest and fashion-experimented ladies that ever walked this earth. Plus, she is not modest or shy at all, which makes her the perfect example of how any female celebrity should be.

Although nothing bad can be said about her body or the way she looks (except for the part where her watermelons are situated), I will stop now and let you all enjoy the pics. They are worth more than a thousand words. Welcome back, beautiful Jordan!