Jordan's Ideas Are 'Cheap and Tacky'

Katie Price, aka Jordan, has many more things to sell than just her image, and by 'image' everybody is thinking 'breasts'. The British model is currently working on various projects, including a movie about herself, a book and a perfume.

The biopic is unfortunately still in the making but because Jordan hasn't decided yet on which actors to play her and husband Peter Andre, the biopic might take a good while until finished.

Sure, she thought about Keira Knightley to be paired with Antonio Banderas for the film, but that's very unlikely to ever happen.

As to her fragrance, here too the busty lady is facing some problems. Sources say that her 'conquering the world' will take some time as the perfume company meant to produce and distribute it are not on the same wave length as she is. Basically, Jordan came up with an idea for the bottle and it wasn't at all to the liking of the bosses.

Katie wanted the bottle to be shaped (what else?) like a woman with huge breasts, dressed in nothing but suspenders. The perfume company found the idea 'cheap and tacky' and put the entire project on hold, until she comes up with a better concept for the bottle design.

Meanwhile, Jordan can still feel good that her 'Angel' novel or whatever is selling (surprisingly) well.