Jordan's Hubby Does Have Balls After All

Peter Andre - remember him? He used to be a singer once, but now he's better known for being Jordan's (also known as the boobilicious orange glamor model Katie Price) hubby and fellow party-goer. Well, it seems that our impressions regarding poor Pete were all wrong, and Mr. Jordan does have many fibers left in him, or at least enough guts to brand the Oasis front man, Liam Gallagher, a "two-faced coward". Ouch.

Australian pop singer, Peter, has apparently entered a war of words with Gallagher after Liam called him a "pikey a*s". "I read somewhere that Liam Gallagher has been calling me all sorts of names," Andre stated for a British magazine. "I found this quite surprising, because when I last saw Liam he couldn't have been friendlier to me and Katie. I'd go as far as to say that he was totally up our backsides!" Oh, would you look at that, isn't it sweet? I always like it when feuding celebrities try to sugarcoat their dislike of each other, before taking a step back and plunging in the knife all the way to the hilt.

"We bumped into him at a Radio 1 event and he told us how great he thought we were and how his mother Peggy was a big fan. It's such a shame he was too much of a coward to tell us how he really felt into our faces, instead of being two-faced. That man is all mouth and no trousers!" Yes, now, you see, Pete can do it, too. He can be a real man and can prove to us all he's the one wearing the pants in his relationship with Jordan. Problem is, I can never as much as look at his photos in the magazines without remembering the things his wife let slip on an interview once - you know what I'm talking about, all that stuff about measuring his penis and all. Well, somehow, that stuck to my mind.

Gallagher launched the infamous insults in the course of a TV interview last week. He was given three names: British newsreader, Sir Trevor McDonald, Dolly Parton and Peter Andre, and he had to say who he would like to collaborate with, who he'd text back and who he would ignore. He replied: "I'd call Trevor McDonald, I'd text Peter Andre and I'd ignore Dolly Parton. The only reason I'd text Peter Andre is to say: "What the f*** are you on about man? Where'd you get my f***ing number from, you f***ing pikey a*s?" Sweet...