Jordan's Classy Orange Night Out

Jordan, ladies and gentlemen, is officially orange. No, she's not in jail, although I would think that there should be some sort of law punishing her for abusing her skin and allowing it to be of that horribly fake-tanned color. Jordan and her hubby Peter Andre attended a birthday party in London over the weekend and let me tell you this: I think there's something spooky going on with these two, 'cause Pete seems to be orange too.

There are several explanations for this, the simplest one being that they have a lifetime supply of orange sheets at home and they get directly into bed after showering, which makes the color from the sheets rub onto their skins. Scratch that, it's too complicated for them. Another idea: they fight a lot and throw orange paint at each other. Could be. OK, last one: they are fans of Posh Spice and they get fake tans. Together. In between measuring Pete's penis and thinking up new horror ways of making love.

Yes, that last one has got to be it. And I must say, if they want to start some sort of new trend, I'm afraid this is a bit of a hit and miss. I understand dressing to match, but tanning to match? Thank God David Beckham is not orange yet - although I'm sort of expecting that to happen too at some point in the future.

But Jordan and Pete seem to be going for a whole new level of sexiness - especially with Pete wearing a cardigan with no shirt of any kind underneath. And it's really working, isn't it? I mean, tan salons will be taken by storm by all those who want to get the Jordan-Pete look. Better hussy up and make a reservation, otherwise you won't be able to get in for a month.

And it looks like Jordan really likes Pete looking all orange, but she has no problem partying the night away without him. Pete apparently went home early to work on his tan, while his wife was partying till dawn with her girlfriends and had some serious fun. Just what we've learned to expect from our darling party girl. Really classy.