Well, not actually! But she did come in a horse-drawn carriage, all dressed up in an angel outfit with matching wings. What can we say, the girl is pretty slick... But no amount of feathers can hide her enormous fake breasts and make her look otherwise than she is.

Jordan began promoting her latest book, 'Angel', yesterday, at the Selfridges store in London and she made quite an appearance. Besides the angel costume, to go with the title of her literary endeavor, she also sported a fake tan, lots of hair extensions and an almost-too-innocent-to-be-true make up.



The British model posed for the reporters, signed autographs and answered questions about 'Angel', all the time having a frozen smile imprinted on her not so angelic face. If before, when she released her autobiography, she did it under her stage name, 'Angel' bears the signature of Katie Price.

If you're thinking of rushing into the stores to throw away up to £6,99, here's a resume of the plot, in the words of its brilliant author herself:

'This work presents a sparkling and sexy tale of glamor modeling, romance and the treacherous promises of fame. Eighteen-year-old Angel has only one dream: to leave behind the sheltered safety of her home and head for the modeling agencies of the big city.

Young, beautiful and sexy, she seems destined for a successful career in modeling and, very quickly, the glitzy world of celebrity fame and riches becomes her new home. But then she meets Mickey, the lead singer of a boy band, who is as irresistible as he is dangerous, and Angel discovers that a rising star can just as quickly fall...'


So, doesn't it strike you like the commentaries one finds on the back of cheap porn videos? No offense, but the plot is so sleazy that 'Angel' is most likely to become one of the best-sellers all around. And although categorized as a 'tale', we disagree and say that it seems to be deceivingly (but not quite) autobiographical. What happened, Jordan, with all the surgery to be done, did you run out of ideas?