Jessica "The Jinx" Simpson Slips a Nipple and Ruins a Life

It's good that amid all this Britney madness we can occasionally catch a glimpse of someone else's boobs... I mean, we can occasionally have a laugh thinking about the unfortunate exploits of some other celebrity out there except the troubled popwreck. So, be nice and say "hello" to Jessica Simpson, her nipple and the overall disasters that this lovely girl somehow manages to bring to this planet. Well, no need to comment on the boobs - you can pretty much enjoy that all on your own - OK, maybe we can gossip about them just a little bit, but that's not the big shocker.

The shocker is that Jessica will probably never be able to show her lovely face in Texas again, after the Dallas Cowboys lost to the New York Giants and were consequently kicked out of the playoffs. I guess the Jessica jinx is still going strong, then, because in case you forgot, the failed actress and struggling singer is still dating Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, and was already held accountable for Romo's worst performance ever. I don't even want to imagine what she'll have to put up with now, since not only is Jessie still going out with Romo, but she also took her boy toy and a couple of his team mates on an exotic holiday in Mexico before the big game. Try and explain that part to the fans!

And while Tony may have Jessica's boobs to console him after his loss, the rest of the world is not going to be pleased. Part of me almost feels sorry for Jessica. I said "almost". I mean, the poor girl is such an easy target for criticism. There are so many things going wrong in her life right now - starting with her career and ending with her nipple slips (kidding about the last part) - that it's in fact difficult to pick out one aspect to ridicule. She has two movie disasters already out (straight to DVD, that is) and another one coming out, that horrendous "Major Movie Star", her singing career is in the tank and no one is really looking forward to her new country album. It's certainly not a very good beginning for Jess, and I have a feeling we're just at the beginning here. Stay tuned for more nipples... I mean, news. OK, better leave it at that.