Jessica Takes Her Breasts Out, Almost Slips One

In recent months, there has been only one thing that has kept Jessica Simpson in the eyes of the media (of the paparazzi, that is) and that was two things actually: her breasts. While her movie (or was there more than one?) miserably flopped, her album did not rise to the expectations of her record label (or fans, for that matter), the way she looked has been everybody's business.

And you simply have to give it to me that Jessica Simpson, the once busty and sexy blonde, underwent for a while a period of less-than-glamorous looks. Actually, at one point, she was rated so low in people's preferences that Ashlee, her sister, was considered the sexy one in the family and, when someone compares you to Ashlee, you should know that your look needs a major makeover.

For a couple of months now, Jessica Simpson has been dating John Mayer and it seems that love does her body (and face and boobs in particular) good. But what works wonders for her is those periods when John is away touring and she doesn't accompany him on the bus, like it happened the other night. To make a long story short, John had to play some gig or another and Jessica stayed at home. At home is actually improperly put, since she went out clubbing... with the girls (and, by that, I'm obviously referring to her natural breasts).

So, now we have these pictures to shove in Paris Hilton's face, who has been trying a lot lately to get all eyes on her with her new-found wonder bra. Because nothing can match the real thing (meaning, real boobs), I thought this might be a wonderful opportunity to see Jessica in action. And the areola of her nipple since it, too, came out to play a little.

The only shame about Jess dating John is that, ever since they went public with their romance, she totally changed her style, going for flowery dresses and as less cleavage as possible. Doesn't she know the world can't live a day without seeing her chest? Anyway, she's forgiven now because she more than made up for her lack of consideration towards us.

If you look closely at any of these two photos, you too will see what I'm talking about. Unfortunately (for some), Jessica soon realized that one of her nipples was trying to make a run for it and she adjusted her cleavage, thus preventing it from making his grand entrance into the world of flashers. Such a shame! But beggars can't be choosers so we'll just take what is being given to us. To Jessica (and her gorgeous breasts, nipples included), welcome back! Enjoy!