Jessica Simpson Talks Divorce, Life and Cleavage (Again)

In case you have been living under a rock for the past year or so, you should know that Jessica Simpson is now a divorced woman and willing to talk (all over again) about how painful the split from Nick Lachey was. That is, in case you didn't know. But, either way, like it or not, Jessica is back in your face, addressing the same question that you are probably already sick of.

Thanks to the latest issue of 'Elle' magazine (out on newsstands today), the reader gets to find out all about Jessica's post-divorce life, her cleavage-related ordeals and so much more. But don't expect her to talk about her rumored and half-confirmed relationship with singer John Mayer, because she has now learned from her past mistakes. This actually means that the press will get no more insights into her personal life from now on, aside from the 'I'm happy' comment.

Instead, we are offered a glimpse of what life looked like for her after she decided to file for divorce from her husband Nick. In the interview with the mag, Miss Simpson says that it probably hurt her more to see him with another woman (namely, Vanessa Minnillo) so soon after they called it quits, especially as that woman was precisely her former best friend. 'Oh, it hurt me. Two or three weeks later? Yeah, I'd say it kind of hurt me.', she explains.

However, she harbors no harsh feelings towards the man with whom she shared three years of her life: he plays and will always play an important part of her everyday existence and any man with whom she might get involved in the future must understand that. 'He's so much a part of my life, how could I not be [keeping in touch with him]? Any guy that's going to be with me from this day forward has to understand that. You want to help me find a guy?', Jessica said.

Anyway, she has now moved on from the Nick heart troubles but that doesn't mean her life is all milk and honey. The problems she is now facing are still close to her heart... literally, this time. '[My] cleavage is a distraction to me. It screws up every outfit I wear.', Jessica told the mag. We, the readers, strongly beg to differ...