Jessica Simpson doesn't come across as the stripper type, but as we're all about to find out, appearances may be very deceiving. It seems that, once she's safely shut away from all prying eyes, Jessica can make a complete 180° and turn from being the spoiled daddy's girl we know her to be to a full-blown stripper, putting on quite a sizzling show for the benefit of her man. As we all remember, Jess and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo are still together, still going strong, as the song goes - and the blond disaster of an actress that is Miss Simpson keeps the fire burning at all times - so she's reportedly dedicated herself to strip and dance in front of a webcam until Romo declares himself happy.
Star magazine reports that Jessica is definitely not a wimp when it comes to taking off her clothes and putting on quite a show. She "isn't shy about her body - or her dance moves," it is being claimed. "Jess has no problem showing Tony her favorite Pussycat Dolls routine. ... She will dance in front of her camera until she makes her man happy. ... She thinks it keeps the romance alive while they are far away from each other," says a source. If that doesn't keep her boyfriend happy during their times of separation, I don't know what will. However, someone - probably Jessica's intrusive daddy - is bound to realize that such an endeavor has some serious potential. As a result, don't be surprised if in the very near future, we'll hear of "The Stripping Simpsons", Jessica's new artistic initiative.
However, in the meantime, papa Joe could think up various other ways of exploiting his daughter's dancing and stripping potential. In addition to a couple of more disastrous movies, the singer/actress could stream sizzling, hot new routines directly from her own webcam or release a tape of aerobic striptease, just like Carmen Electra already did. In the meantime, Jessica's beautiful romance with Tony Romo - which many people believed was doomed to an early failure - is still in full swing and pretty much survived the initial outpour of bad press and grip predictions. Now if she could just keep changing her sexy underwear and dance routines, a new burlesque star will be born. Watch out, Dita von Teese!