Jessica Simpson Hates Fat People

Now who knew Jessica Simpson was such an insensitive idiot? I mean yes, of course, we heard rumors and all, but I never believed this wonderfully empathic and selfless girl was actually a gold digger intent on nothing but taking and not giving anything back. She should have taken a few lessons in sensitivity from Lindsay Lohan, who allegedly decided to... ahem "pay tribute" to Marilyn Monroe by posing naked for a rather scandalous spread recreating the actress' "last sitting". They forgot to add that she also filled her pockets and cashed in on her generous initiative in the process. So, as I was saying – Jessica sure needs some lessons when it comes to the whole "sensitivity" issue. Otherwise, people will just look at her and see a spoiled, two-faced gold digger. Now who would ever want such a thing to happen?

Here's the story: it would seem that before Jessica shot to fame (in a very metaphoric way, that is) playing Daisy Duke in "The Dukes of Hazzard" in 2005, her career was in a little bit of a nosedive (um, how is that different from the current situation, I ask you?) so Papa Joe arranged for his beloved elder daughter to record a fitness DVD for the fitness video company Speedfit. Jessica apparently walked away with a few million dollars as a result, but after recording the DVD she changed her mind about releasing it, and as a result Papa Joe has been resilient in blocking its release ever since.

As a result, Speedfit is taking Joe Simpson to court, looking to secure a $10 million settlement and force Jessica's scheming daddy to let go of the goods and allow the DVD on the market. "They are hurting millions of fat people in America!" Speedfit owner Alex Astilean stated for Usweekly. "I believe that very strongly — they held the video for years!" Well, I told you Jessica was a mean idiot. But I do have to wonder, what made her change her mind about the DVD? Was it making Jessica look even more stupid than usual? Is she wearing revealing outfits? Is there something compromising about the whole thing? Or is Jessica simply one of those celebrities who hate fat people. I really wouldn't be surprised. But who knows?


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