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Jessica Simpson Has Never Been More Ugly! We thought she was just going through a 'phase' or something.	By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor 6th of February 2007, 07:54 GMT Adjust text size:

Until now, I did my best not to say anything mean about Jessica Simpson because, well, she was as big a star as Britney Spears and as loved as her and it wouldn't have been fair for her. Each time she showed that, indeed, she was beginning to lose that certain something that made her stand apart from the rest of female pop stars, I thought: 'no, it can't be! She's just having a truly bad day!' As time went by, Jessica first showed that whoever did her hair was mocking her (assuming she had a hair stylist in the first place and that it wasn't Papa Joe the one who combed her hair) and then, gradually, the following: that she can't dress, that she can't stop talking about her boobs (and consequently exposing them on every occasion just to show how much of a handicap they are for her), that she still doesn't know how to behave in public and that she truly believes making funny faces is still a good thing to do at her age. But nothing (nothing, I say!) could have prepared us for what was to come: this is the day when Jess is officially ugly. As you can very well see in these photos taken a couple of nights ago, when she went clubbing with a bunch of her friends, the singer has reached bottom in what regards fashion and look. I mean, she is no Brigitte Bardot, so what's up with that head band and the heavy make up? Honey, far from looking like one of the most beautiful women that ever lived, you almost resemble a clown. Making those idiotic faces is not helping either... Plus, everything she has on is more than wrong, it's absurd: that ridiculous huge belt, the color of her hair and the almost orange tan, nothing works for her. Honestly, I don't understand why she really had to go through this drastic makeover. Neither can I understand the person who would do this to her and even get paid for it. Of course, if that person really had something against Jess, then it all makes sense... This goes out in the hope (again!) that it's nothing more than a 'phase'. Note: What is she doing in that first photo? Is she trying to stop one of her boobs from running free or is she just adjusting her bra? Hmm...

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