14 DAY TRIAL // Jessica Simpson is now one of the most successful celebrity entrepreneurs, a mother of two and a woman busily planning her wedding to longtime beau Eric Johnson but, when she lets her hair down, she’s still the same party-girl as ever.
Famous for how much she loves her booze (Jessica’s love for it is only surpassed by her love of calorie-laden treats, she once said), Jessica has been clearly staying out of trouble in this respect for at least the past couple of years because of her new responsibility as a parent.
Last night was her night out and she clearly made it a point to get tipsy. As you can see in the video below, Simpson is quite an adorable drunk – not to mention an insanely hot one.
The video was shot as Jessica and her posse, including fiancé Eric, arrived at the Warwick nightclub in Hollywood. She was already tipsy and needed assistance to get out of the car and walk all the way to the entrance.
Usually, we’d say that tottering heels and the confusing flashes of the paparazzi would also make a woman reach out a hand for help with these normally easy tasks and thus create the impression of tipsiness but, as you can see, there weren’t that many paps on the scene. As for the heels, Jessica practically sleeps in them so she can perfectly handle herself whatever the situation.
So we might just as well say it out loud: Jessica got drunk. She seemed even more under the influence when she left, but she still managed a sly smile when asked if she was planning a wedding with Eric as massive as Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. That look on her face says it best: hell no!
However tipsy she was, you have to acknowledge the fact that she still looked great: her makeup was still in place, her hair was still impeccable and that little black dress she had on, with what has come to be known in certain circles as a “boob window” (the sheer panel in the front), looked smashing.
Jessica has lost a lot of weight since she gave birth to her second child, son Ace, thanks to her being a spokesperson for Weight Watchers. Last we heard, she was down to 110 pounds (49.8 kg) through a combination of diet and loads of physical exercise: she reportedly walks on the treadmill up to 6 miles (9.65 km), which takes her a couple of hours each day.
She also trains with a personal trainer, oversees her business empire and runs after the kids at home. Her body has never looked better and it’s no wonder this happened, all things considered.