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Jessica Alba Is Worried Her Boobs Will Sag. So Are We!

We'll be on boob watch just to be on the safe side of things

By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor

24th of January 2008, 16:03 GMT

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Jessica "look at me, I'm so much better than you" Alba is pregnant and the whole world knows that. She's also one of the most annoying and glum-looking celebrities out there - well, at least that's how she looks on 90% of the times she's photographed in public, and we also know that her patronizing attitude has managed to annoy a whole lot of other (more talented and open-minded) celebrities out there. But the fact remains, Jessica is pregnant, and this simple fact seems to be messing with her brain so much, that she's actually ended up talking about some pretty strange things - such as being afraid that having a baby will destroy her breasts.

"It's quite a blessing and perfect timing" she states. Well, but of course. Did you have any doubts about that? This is Jessica Alba we're talking about, the perfect star with the perfect life. I'm guessing she and Avril Lavigne should be friends. Oh, and Keira Knightley too. Between them, these queens of bitching and moaning could do anything - they could rule the world! "Definitely a lot more emotions!" Jessica adds. "Anything could make me incredibly angry or break down crying, and that's not something I'm used to". Well, I personally have a hard time believing that. I actually tend to think that being incredibly angry and breaking down crying (in anger, I presume) is Jessica's natural state, and that any deviation from that would seem strange. But if she says so...

Her dreams about having her baby also look nothing like the traditional "I see myself holding my precious baby" routine. "It had to do with breastfeeding, which is the only thing I'm paranoid about, more than giving birth" she revealed. Oh, so that was it. It's not gaining weight that seems to scare Jessica, but the scary possibility that her boobs will sag. Well, what can I say, hon - just try to keep positive about it and you'll be fine. "I try and eat healthy as possible, good for baby, exercise, as long as I don't gain too much too fast, that's the key" she added. Yes, and as long as you don't bitch around too much, you'll survive. We'll be keeping an eye on your boobs, though. Just to make sure.

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Jessica Alba | pregnancy | boobs | breastfeeding

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