Jessica Alba, ladies and gentlemen, is pregnant. Now, see? Isn't it a good thing when celebrities who are pregnant confirm it right from the start and don't mess around with our nerves? So, maybe Jessica - whom FHM appointed 2007's Sexiest Woman in the World - should have a word or two with the likes of Christina Aguillera and Jennifer Lopez and teach them a couple of things about not pulling media stunts and not stubbornly keeping themselves in the news.
People magazine has officially announced that Jessica is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren's child. "I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer" stated Brad Cafarelli, Jessica's representative. Well, congrats to Jessica, she's all Hollywood chic right now. You know, pregnancy is the new black in Tinseltown. It's fashionable to have a baby - and by the looks of it (well, actually by the looks of Jessica and her boyfriend), it will be a very gorgeous baby. Kind of like the baby Halle Berry is expecting with her great-looking boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry.

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Alba and Warren met in 2004 and have been together ever since - although rumors were flying around that they had split for a short while not long ago. Well, they sure made up now, and by the sound of it, they also had some great make-up sex, which can't possibly be a bad thing - right? Looking forward to seeing the baby, though - and I'm happy things are clear and we don't have to speculate at all as to whether Jessica is pregnant or not.
Some of the actress' future plans will have to change, though - last time I heard an update concerning her professional projects, she was bound to try out her hand on Broadway and star in a revival of David Mamet's Speed-the-Plow - but it looks like that will have to wait now. Well, it's all for a good cause. And also, look at the bright side - Jessica's boobies will inflate, and we're all in for a bunch of very sexy shots quite soon. Imagine how sexy she'll be then. OK, can't wait!