Jennifer Aniston in a Bikini. Orlando Bloom is Watching...

This would be really funny - no, actually, that would be weird beyond all imagination. Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston dating would be somewhere along the lines of us all suddenly finding out that The Lord of the Rings is in fact a reality show shot in a nearby galaxy. Why am I saying that? Well, just think about it this way - the good old fashioned "dashing British gentleman and the witty American lady" just doesn't seem to work in their case. Why? Because I can't possibly begin to imagine what these two have in common.

The pictures were taken during Jennifer's vacation in Mexico - but what would be Orlando Bloom's excuse for being there, if not some sort of romantic relationship with the former Mrs. Brad Pitt? I'm not being rhetorical - I would actually like to know how come they're canoodling around one another without actually getting too close for our suspicions to come true. But I think that we can forget about the part where they state they're "just friends" - we've all been through that routine one too many times to actually believe it.

If it's true, I'm sure there are some people out there enjoying a glass of Champaign...first of all, Brad's current partner but not yet wife, none other than our darling Angie, who has been known to throw tantrums and openly express her annoyance with the fact that her man is still in touch with Aniston. Well, they were married - and they always claimed that the divorce was amicable and they remained friends - so I see no problem with them being civil to one another. But now, Angie would really have something to celebrate. And then, there would be all those people who at some point in their lives may have believed that Orlando was just a little bit gay. Well, if he and Aniston were together, there would finally be one more piece of evidence that Orlando in fact is after the ladies.

Well, I honestly hope these two are together. They would make a nice odd couple, and we'd have lots of reasons to write about how they make out and how they're both so sweet and cute and hot - which would make a nice change from keeping a count on how many bottles of whiskey Britney knocks back every day. Just kidding.