I had no idea it was Porn Week already! And look, it's Jenna Jameson and Kim Kardashian together. On stage. Wait, wait a minute! What are they doing with clothes ON? Oh, I forgot - they were a part of a Heatherette fashion show that took place a few days ago. And let me tell you, this is a truly historical moment. I mean, these two lovely ladies - one a former professional porn star, the other an amateur porn (actually, that was a sex tape, but it's pretty much the same thing to me) star with great potential (or so I've been told) of going pro just kept the whole thing moving, even though at first sight you may mistake them for clowns. No, no - it's called fashion sense, and by the looks of it, they both got it - big time.

Remember how I used to tell you that Jenna Jameson is true star material? Well, now you know why I've had to eat my words about a million times after making that statement in a (seemingly) completely irony-free way. Well, the thing that no one really understands is that many things have happened to Jenna ever since men all over the planet started to fantasize about sleeping with her.

No more fake boobies, no more live porn action - just the occasional, disgusting French kiss with boyfriend Tito Ortiz and some dumb statements to keep us all mildly entertained. This is what's left of our Jenna. Oh, how the mighty have fallen... So I must confess, seeing her in a ridiculous dress, wearing something equally ridiculous on her head that might just be a head band (not sure) and taking a look at her ridiculous shoes, I have to admit she really has come up in the world. She looks strangely misshaped - and still, her thin frame is much too frail for the heavy trainer-like...whatever those things on her feet are. But no one can deny Jenna is on a quick climb up the social ladder and heading towards the fashion icon status - for sure. And, just to make everything clear, I so did not mean any of that.

Kimmy, on the other hand, looks like she's put on some weight - either that or she just managed to look like an oversized Easter egg, complete with yellow ribbon. And how fair is this? There's no sight of her famous posterior. So I ask you, what's the joy of seeing porn stars making a fool of themselves in ridiculous dresses if there's no added bonus, like seeing them naked or something. And what's Jenna's a*s doing on display if we have Kim there as well? Boring!