Jen: No Lesbian Kiss, Real Boobs, Fake Nose

Former 'Friends' star Jennifer Aniston is what one might call boring. For all the tabloids and gossip bloggers/lovers out there, she is so set to prove that her life is nothing out of the ordinary, just a little more glamorous version of our own, that she tends to get a bit tiresome at times.

Let's take for example the big buzz surrounding the season finale of 'Dirt', Courteney Cox's successful television series. The moment word got into the press that Jennifer Aniston would also feature as a guest star on the show, playing Courteney's rival, speculation began about some girl on girl action. I mean, who wouldn't want to see Monica and Rachel get steamy with each other?

Then, the producers of the show confirmed that Jen would play the part of a lesbian and the she would also be locking lips with Courteney's character towards the end of the episode. Headlines from 'Monica and Rachel Locking Lips' to 'Hot Lesbian Action on "Dirt"' circulated in the media, probably helping the show to become even more popular than it had been until that moment.

But Jennifer, with her always more-than-ready statement of denial came to ruin every man's dreams: there is no hot and heavy lesbian kiss on 'Dirt'. It's merely a good-bye kiss, a peck on the mouth instead of on the cheek. Darn! Couldn't she just let it be and allow us to dream some more, until March 27, when we would have found out the truth anyway (that's the date when the season finale airs)?

Aniston tells 'People' magazine: 'It’s a good-bye kiss. I don’t honestly think people want to see Rachel and Monica have at it.', thus shattering for good our hopes that, one day, some day, we will actually get to see Rachel and Monica getting heavy.

In the same interview, Jennifer also addresses the rumors about her recent rhinoplasty and breast implants. The first one is true (although not for the reasons we think it is), the second one is not. In other words: fake nose, real breasts. The actress admits to having had plastic surgery on her nose, not for purely aesthetic reasons but because she had trouble breathing. 'It’s funny. I had [a deviated septum] fixed – best thing I ever did. I slept like a baby for the first time in years.', she explained.

But Jennifer would like to stress out that the rest (yes, that means those lovely breasts she proudly displayed at the People's Choice Awards) are for real, they're hers and nothing artificial has been added to them. 'As far as all the other [rumors], as boring as it sounds, it’s still mine. All of it. Still mine.', Jennifer said, adding almost instantly: 'Short of letting everybody have a feel, I don’t know what else to do. I really am pretty happy with what God gave me.'

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