It's Not Easy to Stand by Britney's (Exposed) Derriere

Well, what do you know. It seems that someone out there got a taste of what it feels like to be constantly followed by a horde of paparazzi snapping away - and doesn't like the feeling one bit. Our favorite paparazzo of the day and Britney's latest boy-toy, Adnan Ghalib, apparently discovered that he in fact hates his former paparazzi pals to death. The pap and the popwreck (yeah, I know, it sounds a bit like "Lady and the Tramp" - only I have no clue who the lady is in this story) went on one of their usual evening drives and wanted to eat dinner at a steak house, only to turn around and leave when their arrival caused the usual media frenzy. Ironically, Brit's new man decided he doesn't like photographers when he's at the other end of the camera, and ended up assaulting his former... er, colleagues, lashing out at tables and chairs and eventually turning tail and leaving Gaucho Grill altogether.

I have no idea why these two insist on going out when they know for a fact there is an army of photographers constantly following them around, snapping away at their every move. I mean, this is not new and it has been going on for a long time with Britney - but her new pal probably had no idea that being constantly followed may leave you a little irritated to say the least. Either that, or he's not as dim as he looks and he's actually put on a show, pretending to hate the attention and intentionally causing a fray, so that he can get even more media coverage and cash in later. I would definitely not be surprised if things were like that.

And then, there's the whole issue of Britney - just look at what she's got on and please tell me what's with the torn fishnets. Is that a result of being ambushed by the paparazzi too? Did she and Adnan have sex in another dressing room again before coming to dinner? Did she tear them herself? So many questions and no answers... When it comes to Britney, even the simplest questions can have very complicated answers and consequences. The fact is, this whole thing is turning into another unpredictable time bomb, which may go off at any moment. So, careful where you are and what you do - and keep your eyes on this space, as we'll bring you all the hot news.