Unbelievable breaking news for the queen of all slutty Hollywood starlets. No, I'm not talking about Jenna Jameson, people. Don't you know your Hollywood starlets? Jenna was the absolute porn queen for a while, I would not dare call her slutty, not in a million years. No, this time, I'm talking about Lindsay "I'd have sex for coke" Lohan, one of the bodies we've been seeing plastered all over the Internet in the past few days, complete with exposed boobs and semi-exposed coochie. Well, I remember first seeing those photos earlier this week and thinking to myself "But she's not promoting anything, she's got no new movie out, what's with all the photo shoots?". Well, as a matter of fact I was right - at the time, LiLo was officially unemployed. But not anymore.

E!News has officially announced LiLo finally managed to land a job. No, I mean a real one, apparently. I'm not sure how much live sex or naked scenes this new project is supposed to include, but seeing that Lohan is involved, I'm guessing lots of both. "Producers have exclusively confirmed to E! News that the tabloid queen is resuming her day job, signing on to star alongside Jack Black in Ye Olde Times, a comedy tentatively set to start rolling this April. The film follows two rival Renaissance Faire troupes as they make their way through the competitive circuit. It's unclear whether Lohan will be one of Black's repertory players or a member of a competing Ren Faire faction", E! News reports.

Yes, well, what can I say - taking such a role will definitely show everyone that LiLo is a serious actress that is to be taken... ahem, very seriously. And of course, LiLo's mother had to make this sound like a lot more than it really is. "Lohan's mother, Dina, also let slip via a phone call to E! News from her Long Island home that her firstborn was currently in talks to star in one other big-screen project, though she did not reveal any details", it is being reported. Yes, trust White Oprah to pimp out her daughter and start blabbing her mouth about how she's going to win an Oscar with "I Know Who killed Me". Just the kind of thing LiLo needs right now.