Over the weekend, VH1 celebrated the biggest names in showbiz this year with the Big in '06 Awards and, normally, the most famous and successful porn star, beauty queen Jenna Jameson, couldn't possibly be an absentee from the festivities. (But Britney could, of course.)

So, Jenna came and Jenna conquered. Or, at least, she would have, had it not been for a very concerning thing that almost instantly made all the photographers present near the red carpet ask themselves: could the beauty be starving herself in a la Nicole fashion? Why are her ribs so prominent and why are her implant ripples so visible under her skin?

The truth is that, at first glance, there was nothing about Jenna's appearance to shock, in an abnormal way. Her dress was short and yet somewhat classy, her back was bared almost completely by it, her boobies were showing, she was all tanned and sparkling, just like we've always known her.

At a closer look, anyone can see that which the paparazzi saw with their eagle eye: Jenna is thinner and looking not as healthy as she used to look. But the paps also noticed something else: she was wearing a huge diamond ring, very engagement-ly-looking, which made them wonder if she had finally decided to tie the knot with Tito, the professional wrestler.

The bottom line is that - among the many younger or later aspirants to the title of porn queen - Jenna would probably be the first to qualify for that role (after some mud wrestling with Jordan, of course). She is not just a pair of boobies that go on display every once in a while, she is also a businesswoman who can earn her own money and the entire world loves her.

So, Jenna, please go out and eat a steak or something. You're not fat, you're just perfect the way you are, the most beautiful creature that ever walked this earth, the epitome of untouched beauty! OK, I'm done now.