Is Britney Getting...Like...Thinner?

OK, first of all I must set the background for this particular article: we're talking about the fastest, most accomplished celebrity trainwreck in Hollywood history, the once-slender, never too talented, current media freak and butt of all jokes, the one and only Britney Spears. But most importantly, we're talking about the Britney who's got no sense of reality and develops fast and deadly addictions for...well, most of the things that apparently bring at least a trace of comfort in her very troubled life. And the stress in that last sentence falls on the word "apparently" - because I can't actually imagine that binging on junk food, cosmetic surgery abuse, casual sex and abusive (and sometimes ridiculous) shopping actually work in the long run.

And so, back to Britney's latest addiction: cosmetic surgery. There's no denying it: just take a look at the photos depicting Brit's legs a while ago (not too long, about two months) and the new, more slender and visibly more confident looks she revealed while wearing yet another of those ridiculously short skirts we've all get accustomed to seeing on her. Only this time she was mercifully wearing underwear (she probably made a secret deal with Christina Aguillera and they're taking it in turns to flash their vaginas) and...surprise, her legs looked distinctly thinner.

Leave it up to Britney to screw it all up though. Take a closer look at the photographs and you'll see that the popwreck was so keen to parade her new, liposuction-sculpted thighs that she simply couldn't wait for the tell-tale surgery bruises to go away. One reason could be that that could take weeks, and by the time the scars would be completely gone, Britney would probably have binged on some more food and her legs would have turned chubby once more. So yes, she decided to milk it for all it's worth and expose her new, confidence-building looks to the world while the miracle still lasts.

But really, hasn't she learned her lesson yet? Doesn't she know her life takes place under a microscope and that her every move is tomorrow's headline? It's great to enjoy a great, confidence-building look, but is it worth the price? As we all know by now, cosmetic surgery can be as addictive as drugs or alcohol, and it can turn from an apparent miracle into a celebrity's worst nightmare – particularly one who has proved time and time again that she in a very fragile mental state. Eating like a pig and then getting all the fat sucked out by a surgeon will definitely not do anyone any good. But don't expect Brit to actually understand that, or act accordingly. So, while we're waiting for the next Britney disaster to hit, let's enjoy looking at her legs for a while. Kidding.


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