Idiots of the Year: Kick Them While You Can!

No, don't worry please - and don't hate me for posting my second Heidi Montag article in two days. It's just that with Brit Brit currently under her daddy's close watch (as she should be, as a matter of fact) and Paris Hilton still crying her eyes out over being banned from the Oscars, there aren't too many clowns out there... I mean, very famous and special celebrities to entertain us. You know, bring a little sugar and spice into our otherwise boring and annoying lives. Not that I would ever, ever dare to compare royal names such as Britney and Paris to the little-known and yet already almost-universally-hated Hills villain in chief and her sidekick "evil" boyfriend. But nevertheless, as I was saying, Spencer and Heidi are sufficiently entertaining to make do with - at least until Paris decides to act in another movie.

The fact is, I think Heidi and her boyfriend really think they're just about the most special people in the world. Also, I suspect they've been watching a little too much TV lately and started thinking Heidi is a younger version of Madonna - or something along those lines. So, given that Madonna is such a versatile personality, who went from singer to actress to author to feminist to trendsetter, to designer and so on, Heidi herself decided it was high time she did more than just pretend to act and pretend to sing. Best idea Spencer and her could come up with - a video game. "We're definitely developing the Heidi and Spencer video game. You can definitely play as us or you can play against us. You can even torture me".

Now that really is hilarious. I mean, yes, I can't deny that the thought of repeatedly kicking Spencer in... different anatomic regions that shall hereby remain undisclosed is sorely tempting - but other than that, I can't possibly imagine who would want such a game - and who would play it. But I can make a few suggestions regarding the name of the game. How about "The Extraordinary Adventures of Two Stray Douchebags"? I already know this video game will have a soundtrack featuring 20 songs by Heidi and a long prologue featuring Hedi in a bikini frolicking around on a deserted beach at night - just because. How does that sound? Stay tuned and we'll keep you up to date.