I Wanna Be a Slut Just Like You

I always suspected Lindsay Lohan was the ideal slut... sorry, scratch that, the ideal role model and I've been dreaming of having her as an older sister ever since I had this revelation. Just think of all the cool things you could see and the cool things you could do if you were, say, a 13 year-old (for the record – no, I'm not thirteen although sometimes I wish I were) who got to hang out with LiLo. Shopping, more shopping, posing naked, witnessing the making of so many nude pictorials and racy magazine spreads in general... it's any teenager's dream, right? Right? Well, apparently Lindsay's younger sister Ali (short for Aliana) feels just that: she's the luckiest little girl in the world, she wants to be just like her older sister when she grows up and she's happy she's already on the road to hell... I mean fame.

But really, what's not to love about Ali's life? Of course, her older sister is better known for being a slut, a boozer and a drug addict than for being an actress, but that's just an insignificant detail of her tumultuous life. In the end, what's a little alcohol here and there when your name is Lindsay Lohan and you're in the tabloids every single day and you get to pose naked and impersonate Marilyn Monroe, all this on an ordinary day? Ali sat down for an interview with Teen Vogue, and the people who took her interview conveniently forgot to mention both little Ali's unfortunate Christmas album (which tanked, by the way) and the fact that the reality show in which she is about to star alongside her mother will most probably go the same way – which is, down, down, down.

"I want it so bad. So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening", she says. No, she's not talking about having sex or getting pregnant (at least I think she's not talking about that) – that's what she replied when asked just how badly she wanted to make it in Hollywood. Buckle up, everyone, there's a new fame-whoring Lohan on the loose and she'll stop at nothing to achieve fame. "I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or on stage, with everybody listening to you... it's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph, and it's just a really good feeling to have". Welcome to whore land, Ali. Any bets on how long it will take her to be "playmate of the month"?


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