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I Tell You, Jordan Is Soooo Fascinated with Her Boobs! Dear Pete, I think I could tell you your future by simply looking deep into my bazookas...	By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor 14th of December 2006, 14:29 GMT Adjust text size:

So: where do I begin? Should I tell you all over again about how Jordan (aka Katie Price) and her tanned man Peter Andre released a duet album of covers? Or should I remind you that it sucks so bad that it makes one wonder if there is still music in this world after such a dreadful experience? Better yet, Jordan and Peter are now doing all the cool stuff other cool artists do, like take part in signings of their CD. But the glamour girl likes to go all natural (that's like a total paradox but whatever) for such public outings, not like the rest of the singers out there, as you can see very well for yourselves. Even more, she is hardly recognizable in these photos: she looks nothing like the woman we all ended up by idolizing from all those magazine spreads (and by spreads, I mean spreads... get it?), with hardly no make up and very little groomed. It's good that at least her plastic breasts are the same - nothing could change those... well, unless another visit at the doctor's. The point is that Jordan was very, very bored with the CD signing that took place in Manchester, maybe because few people showed up. I bet that 99 per cent of those who DID show up were porn-obsessed or came only because they had the chance to see Jordan's boobs without having to pay for the 'privilege'. Out of all of them, Miss Price/Andre was the most fascinated by her bazookas. When she was not signing autographs and CDs (which was very often), the glamour girl was seen staring at her boobs. Ya think she would be more subtle but, hey, wouldn't you do the same if you were her? Like: God, I have such wonderful breasts! Just look at them... gorgeous! Then again, maybe she was trying to tell Peter's fortune by looking deep into them, who knows?

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