We haven't heard from LiLo in a while, and I was sort of wondering when she'd take us all by storm with another one of her amazing statements. And when I say "amazing", I mean totally unrealistic, self-centered and downright delusional. Well, fear no more - and may I add, sit back in a comfortable chair and prepare to laugh your a*ses off. Because, let's face it, there's nothing funnier in the world of entertainment than a failed actress with a drug habit, a sex addiction and a superiority complex who did a bad, bad movie and is willing to make a fool of herself (but then again, doesn't she always) by defending it and calling it the best performance of her career.

I knew Lindsay Lohan always thought she was God's gift to this world and that she had a very good opinion about herself, but I never thought she had reached this particular degree of paranoia. I think that it's either a symptom of drug withdrawal or a sign that she's doing even more powerful drugs after getting out of rehab. "I Know Who Killed Me was the hardest thing I've ever had to do in my life' LiLo stated. "I'm playing a schizophrenic and that was so draining but I loved working with the director Chris Sivertson. I couldn't believe the emotional range that he got out of me. I thought the role was too difficult for me but he helped me to give a performance I didn't think I was capable of". Well, then, I'm sorry to say Lindsay, you should pack a bag and move to the North Pole soon - because if you think that was a great performance, you need either a long vacation or some shock therapy.

"I've already told him I'll be in anything he ever directs" she goes on. I want our relationship to be like the one Martin Scorsese and Leonardo Di Caprio have". [OK, gotta stop and laugh my pants off at this part for about 30 minutes; resume quote] "The script is amazing, the director is incredible and I am so proud of the work we have done together. It was such an emotional process to go through. When I saw the first rough cuts I hardly recognized myself. I've got black hair and in one scene I'm on a stretcher and I've been mutilated. It was so intense". Well, as I was saying, it's not easy to win nine Razzie nominations. And as for the "intense" part - I think I'll just make an effort and bite down my tongue, because I'm really trying to re-instate my new year's resolution to stop trashing failed actresses who deserve to be trashed. I'm really quite proud of myself.