I Kid You Not, Britney Is TOTALLY Wearing Panties!

Let us revise the things we learned last week: Britney Spears is in the middle of her divorce, Britney can party, Britney can wear blue panties and the most horrendous leopard-imprinted dress, Britney can flash, Britney can flash again... and again... and again.


That's about it! We were all fortunate (or unfortunate?) enough to see her 'baby factory', the place were Sean Preston and Jayden James came from. You did not know?!? Just click HERE, HERE, HERE and HERE to get up to speed.

Not for one second did she feel embarrassed about showing off her coochie, not for one instant did she show any sign of shame for flashing. She didn't even bother to answer her fans, who went to her official myspace page to ask (beg, more likely) her to stop acting like the scum of earth and consider that she's a mother of two.

But the tide has finally changed: for her birthday, Brit Brit also thought of her fans and put on some underwear, just in case. I already told you about this yesterday, when I gave a full account of how the fallen pop star spent her 25th birthday but now we have pictures to prove it.

To think that, not long ago, the likes of Britney, Paris or Lindsay would have been exterminated (not literally, of course) for merely showing off their underwear and now, here we are, thanking the sweet lord for her showing off hers and not something else! But that's the way the world goes. It's Britney's world, we're just living in it...

Are there still people who want her to come back in showbiz, 'cause rumor has it that she's back in the studio, recording for the new album? I guess only time will tell, just be patient and watch this space for more on Brit Brit.