I Don't Know What To Say About These Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures

Brooke Hogan in a bikini kinda leaves me with contradictory feelings. On the one hand, I never ceased to wonder how come she actually has the guts to strip down to such a shamelessly skimpy, black and pink "outfit" seeing how there seem to be many people on this planet who actually believe she's a man. You see, it's probably giving everyone a shock to suddenly have proof that Brooke doesn't have a penis - at least not a very visible one - and so yes, it takes guts to disappoint your, ahem, fans like that. Think of all the disappointed boys and girls who will cry their eyes out for a week after losing their imaginary sex partner... It's so sad I think I'm going to start crying any time now.

On the other hand though, I must give this gal props: she definitely had enough time and money to pick out a good plastic surgeon. I mean, penis or no penis, she still had some bits cut off and other bits plumped up - that much is obvious. I'm talking boobs here - well, those kinda jump out at you, if you know what I mean. Also, I'm sure she must have had something done to her chin (no, apart from shaving off the beard) - something that made her look more human and less like Rumer Willis.

In the end, though, and however you choose to take this, Brooke sort of has one thing in common with Lindsay Lohan - she is turning into her mother at an alarming pace. I only hope and pray that she only inherits the trashy outside, and not the brains, although something tells me it's a little too late for that. And some part of me is also feeling a little sorry for Brooke - seeing how her little brother will probably end up spending a good part of his life in the clink and her parents are just about to start some heavy-duty divorce drama that will make Brit Brit and K-Fed look like little children. But if Brooke also inherits the Hogan mentality, she'll probably not worry about any of the things I just mentioned and go on with her trans-gender transformation.