I'm Telling You, Kim K Is Soooo in Love with Her Own Breasts...

Kim Kardashian is such a hot babe. Really, really hot. But lately, I noticed something strange - and rather disturbing. No, no, don't worry - her derriere is not getting any smaller, nor is she losing her curves. No, I was simply talking about her effect on me - which is, she makes me start asking myself loads of questions. Like, for instance, what exactly does she do for a living? Except, of course, shake her tush on various catwalks, at parties and in the spreads of some pretty well-known adult magazines? Or is THAT her day job? Must be a nice one, you know. But never mind that - back to the questions that start spinning in my mind every time I see Kim. Well, another such little mystery, other than the source of her (generous) income, is - just how in love with her boobs is she?

And the answer, people, is staring us all right in the face. No, I'm not talking about her boobs, get a grip - I'm talking about this photo of Kim that pretty much provides an ample answer to my question. Kim K is in love with her own boobs. Like, totally swooning, truly, madly, deeply in love, and she's not afraid that the world will know. Which only tells me one thing - that she really wants the rest of us all to share her self-loving. Well, I'm pretty sure this comes as no surprise to her - but her boobs sure have a larger fanbase than the rest of Kim's body (a*s not included).

But looking at that photo of Kim (who, by the way, looks like she's super-girl form another dimension come to bring us all peace, love and boobs) I totally feel my head spinning - and have started wondering again, only this time it's something much more practical: where on earth did she find that belt? It's a bit like Amy Wino's beehive - you can't help wondering about what she's hiding in there. It may be anything from chewing gum to make-up, to make-up remover... OK, I'll stop. And ask yourselves no more - that dude next to her in the second picture really is JR Rotem, one of Britney's best friends and alleged daddy to the Spears offspring number three. Wait - here I go with the questions again. Why is he hanging out with Kim? Is she using her super-powers to drag him away from Britney's arms and into a bathtub with plenty of soap? And bubbles? 'Cause that's not such a difficult thing to do...