I'll Take the Bisexual Chick with the Over-Exposed Boobs, Please

Now would you look at that! Tila Tequila (yes, that's how she calls herself) is another one of MTV's little reality stars, and believe me, Heidi Montag and her staged beach photo shoots are nothing when it comes to this high-powered bisexual lady. No, don't think for a second that I'm using the word "bisexual" in a derogatory way - no way. I simply wanted to remind you that a few months back someone called Tila heterosexual and she was so offended by the term she threw a fit and demanded to be called bisexual. Which is what I'm doing. And if you think that sex has nothing to do with these photographs, you're mightily wrong. Tila, you see, is all about the sex - and when she decides to put clothes on, it looks like the only thing she's aiming at is to make it clear for everyone that she likes to show off her body and pick up as many potential partners as possible. Well, anything goes as long as the cameras are rolling...

So, back to Tila's outfit. Let's see. Short skirt, revealing, electric-blue corset that makes her boobs look like they're going to pop at any minute, and... white thigh-high stockings? What's the purpose of wearing such a sure-fire fashion disaster. Oh, and I forgot to mention the long black coat that only partially matches her shoes and her skirt. So, just to satisfy my curiosity, do you see any purpose in wearing that coat? I mean it can't be for warmth, because it's not buttoned up, and it can't be for aesthetic purposes because it simply doesn't match any of the other pieces of clothing she's wearing, and especially her top, which looks like it's part of a bedroom ensemble. Who wants to bet she's wearing blue satin panties? Anyone brave enough to check.

Well, I must congratulate Tila on being the perfect example of the MTV show-off chick. I know that she's got a very... ahem, spirited nature, and usually likes to bring on the drama, so when I look at these photos of her and I half-expect her to burst out of her coat and skirt and show off some pretty spectacular blue dominatrix undergarments, take out a whip and really start cracking right there in the middle of the street. It sort of surprises me that, apart from the fashion disaster she's wearing, she looks so tame, nice and sweet. I guess it's because the silent ones end up causing the most damage. So, guys and girls, I'd be on the look-out if I were you. Tila's always available for a bit of drama, as long as there's someone there to tape it. Anyone got any ideas?