Hypocrites Go to Strip Clubs?

I just love the fame-whoring Lohans. I mean really, who can resist them? Only thing I want to know for sure is what exactly they all ate and drank when they were young, because there must have been some fame-whore-inducing element in their diets that made them all come out the way they are. No, I'm not even kidding on this one: the whole family is contaminated and we'd better discover which was the cause so that we can all stay away from it and avoid getting the slut factor. Lindsay herself has it, and despite the "bad girl gone good" routine she's been sporting recently, we all know that she's still one big fame-whoring narcissist at heart. Her little sister Ali holds LiLo as her closest role model and will probably end up on the cover of Playboy by the time she's 18.

And don't even get me started on her parents. We all know LiLo's mother Dina is just as much a fame addict as her older daughter, otherwise I can't explain why she would be pimping out her younger daughter, exposing her to the media at the tender age of 14, valiantly trying to prove to the world that whatever she may have screwed up with Lindsay, she can make it right with Ali. LiLo's father, on the other hand, is even more delightful. He spent two years in jail for multiple charges (including assault and drunk driving) where he reportedly found God and turned to religion, so much so in fact that he's now working for a spiritual-based rehab clinic and even got ordained as a minister. Now, that would be all nice and sweet, but the fact is, with or without God, Michael Lohan proved to be just as much a fame-whore as his former wife and children.

And now, in a shocking twist, the pious minister Lohan was allegedly spotted in the company of two buddies at Manhattan strip club called Rick’s Cabaret, where he paid his two pals' drinks and also treated them to some pretty hot lap dances. While Michael is said not to have drunken alcohol himself, he was spotted deep in conversation for almost an hour with what the Enquirer describes as a "hot brunette dancer". Well I'm sure he was just telling her all about how he can definitely save her soul in exchange for some good old fashioned loving. But let's not be mean, right? Right?


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